Who Dares Ride the Magic Pie?
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 Become an honorary Boulderian citizen, peruse the Unrestrained Dictionary of the Boulderican Language, Thrill to Boulder's Top Stories, marvel at Other Roadside Attractions, and more of the Old Favorites you'll want to revisit again and again, now found at––> The Wittier Neighborhood.
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 For your edification and stupefaction, take concrete steps, get yourself coronated, have mind and body collide in a cosmic typographical tsunami! The fun just never stops in the ever popular, the infamous ––> Clippings Files!
 Ask Your C.I.A.!
The Counter-Intuitive Agency never sleeps, just dozes off occasionally. Feel the terror of Advanced Hot Air Weapons, Tick chic, hard-ridin' senators, and awesome retail forces --> IF YOU DARE!
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With relief and gratitude: Mondo Boulder presents The Dillies! Read the thrilling Legend of El Dildo! and then a moving new series of Civic Awards for Foot-Shooting, Ham-Handedness, Fifth-Dimensional Logic, Egregious Fuggheadery, Wankosciousness And Good Intentions Gone Bad! WARNING: Contains and If you have a known sensitivity to brightly-colored penises... CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW
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NOTE: Mondo Boulder never shares its e-mail addresses. Your address is kept in a lockbox under cool, dry hygienic conditions.
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