Become an Honorary Citizen of Boulder, Colorado

Our Flag

The Blueberry Pie of Happiness rampant among clouds, on a field of eco-green.

“I pledge allegiance [except as restricted by applicable state and Federal regulations] to the flag of The Independent Republic of Greater Boulderia, and to the Good Intentions for which it stands, one Upscale Community, under the Spiritual Modality of my choice, with Diversity, Traffic Mitigation, and Curbside Recycling for all.”

The Official Motto

“Live Free or Pie!”

or:

“In The Process we trust.”

The Official Boulderian Flower

The Bleeding Heart

The Cannabis bud is often popularly cited as the Boulderian flower, however it survives primarily only as an indoor plant due to overzealous picking by law enforcement officials. The delicate traffic circle petunia has its supporters as well

The Official Boulderian Bird

The Incessant Grouse

Although the loud, repetitive cry is similar, the incessant grouse should not be confused with the right-winged nuthatch, which is easily distinguished by its tendency to fly in circles. Although plentiful in rural Colorado, the right-winged nuthatch has been largely displaced in Boulderia by the incessant grouse and the red-throated loon. NOTE: Neither the Boulderian flower or bird are native to the area, like most of the human population.

Alternative Official Boulderian Bird

The Symbolic Speech Bird

This bird's for you. It resembles the common species found worldwide wherever American culture is known, but the Boulderian variety differs subtly; DNA testing reveals that it is in fact, the Symbolic Speech Bird. Hence, the Boulderian bird is popularly known as The First Amendment Sign.

The Official Boulderian Mascot

Kind Bud

Years ago, certain merchantile groups tried to lauch a rocklike mascot called Buddy Boulder. He sank like a stone. But some say he lives on as Kind Bud. Think of Kind Bud as Good Sam's stoner cousin from Boulder.

The Official Boulderian Song

The Pies of Boulder

To the tune of “The Eyes of Texas”

The pies of Boulder are above you, all the livelong day,
In the skies of Boulder up above you, you can not get away!
Do not think you can escape them, at night or early in the morn,
The pies of Boulder are above you, 'til Blowins blows his horn.

Just click on the link below for your genuine Honorary Boulder Citizenship Certificate in PDF format. It's easy! And remember: Send no money! It's absolutely free! Makes a thoughtful (and inexpensive) gift in these times of economic downturn.

Just click...

“Yes, I want to be an Honorary Citizen of the Independent Republic of Greater Boulderia!”

A Testimonial

FROM THE LAVERKIN CITY, UTAH
CITY MANAGER, DOUGLAS WILSON:

I have a Boulder Colorado honorary certificate hanging up in my LaVerkin City office. I know a few others have been printed around town.

The City Council, last Wednesday, repealed the Anti-UN ordinance and LaVerkin is no longer an U.N. free zone. I can now walk my dog in my blue helmet once again!

The original [Honorary Citizen of LaVerkin City] certificates are still for sale and may become a valued item of investors. The shop at home channel may be our next outlet.

Doug

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		Become an Honorary Citizen of Boulder, Colorado

		Our Flag The Blueberry Pie of Happiness rampant among clouds, on a field of eco-green.

		“I pledge allegiance [except as restricted by applicable state and Federal regulations] to the flag of The Independent Republic of Greater Boulderia, and to the Good Intentions for which it stands, one Upscale Community, under the Spiritual Modality of my choice, with Diversity, Traffic Mitigation, and Curbside Recycling for all.” The Official Motto “Live Free or Pie!” or: “In The Process we trust.” The Official Boulderian Flower The Bleeding Heart The Cannabis bud is often popularly cited as the Boulderian flower, however it survives primarily only as an indoor plant due to overzealous picking by law enforcement officials. The delicate traffic circle petunia has its supporters as well The Official Boulderian Bird The Incessant Grouse Although the loud, repetitive cry is similar, the incessant grouse should not be confused with the right-winged nuthatch, which is easily distinguished by its tendency to fly in circles. Although plentiful in rural Colorado, the right-winged nuthatch has been largely displaced in Boulderia by the incessant grouse and the red-throated loon. NOTE: Neither the Boulderian flower or bird are native to the area, like most of the human population. Alternative Official Boulderian Bird The Symbolic Speech Bird This bird's for you. It resembles the common species found worldwide wherever American culture is known, but the Boulderian variety differs subtly; DNA testing reveals that it is in fact, the Symbolic Speech Bird. Hence, the Boulderian bird is popularly known as The First Amendment Sign. The Official Boulderian Mascot Kind Bud Years ago, certain merchantile groups tried to lauch a rocklike mascot called Buddy Boulder. He sank like a stone. But some say he lives on as Kind Bud. Think of Kind Bud as Good Sam's stoner cousin from Boulder. The Official Boulderian Song The Pies of Boulder To the tune of “The Eyes of Texas” The pies of Boulder are above you, all the livelong day, In the skies of Boulder up above you, you can not get away! Do not think you can escape them, at night or early in the morn, The pies of Boulder are above you, 'til Blowins blows his horn.

		Just click on the link below for your genuine Honorary Boulder Citizenship *Certificate in PDF format. It's easy! And remember: Send no money!* It's absolutely free! Makes a thoughtful (and inexpensive) gift in these times of economic downturn. Just click...** “Yes, I want to be an Honorary Citizen of the Independent Republic of Greater Boulderia!” A Testimonial FROM THE LAVERKIN CITY, UTAH CITY MANAGER, DOUGLAS WILSON: I have a Boulder Colorado honorary certificate hanging up in my LaVerkin City office. I know a few others have been printed around town. The City Council, last Wednesday, repealed the Anti-UN ordinance and LaVerkin is no longer an U.N. free zone. I can now walk my dog in my blue helmet once again! The original [Honorary Citizen of LaVerkin City] certificates are still for sale and may become a valued item of investors. The shop at home channel may be our next outlet. Doug [-->RETURN TO THE WITTIER NEIGHBORHOOD]