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For the trying, quasi-apocalyptic times ahead, you will need:

• The Strength of Hercules

• The Patience of Job

• Mondo Boulder's absolutely free....

It's Yours to Keep!®

Instructions For Use:
 

KEEP THIS COUPON.

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DO NOT allow this coupon to become contaminated by elsewhereness.

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DO NOT detatch any portion of this coupon.

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KNOW the number of this coupon, be mindful of it always.

AVOID FALSE coupons, howsoever they may beseech you to keep them.

SEEK NOT the Door Prize of Life, but if the number of thy coupon shall be called, deliver forth this coupon promptly for redemption.

MAINTAIN a humble aspect in the hour of this coupon's triumph, yea, though others may in vain rend and rifle the recesses of their raiment in comic manner, for this coupon be not with them.

KEEP THIS COUPON, for you never know.

 

BEWARE!

 
To receive the Karma Coupon (Yours to keep!) in PDF format, just close your eyes and click on its Evil Twin, the Anti-Coupon (above).